A Brief Morning of Freedom (or why onions suck)

This was my morning:

*yawn*  Time to start a new day!

What is this?!?  The stuffy bag of repression has been removed!  Freedom!  Blessed breath of fresh air!

**ppppbbbtthhhtth*  What did we eat yesterday?  Ah, yes, onions.

Hey, don’t yell at me!  I’m just doing my job!  I just wanted to say ….. *pppbbbthtbhth*  Damn onions!

No, no, no!  I don’t want to be clean!  Get your grubby hands away from me!  **ppbbbbbtthhpth***  You don’t like this?!?  YOU DON’T LIKE IT?  I see your foot down there!

**pppbbbthtththth**  HA!  10 points for the big toe!

See how you li ….. **pppbbbththth**  Fucking onions!

What the hell woman?!?  Will you stop eating crap like onions!

No!  No, no, no!  No more bag!  You can’t take my freedom away from me! FREEDOM!!!!

Noooooooo….*muffled girgles*

Well, shit.   **pppbbbbththpth**

Damn onions.

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