This was my morning:
*yawn* Time to start a new day!
What is this?!? The stuffy bag of repression has been removed! Freedom! Blessed breath of fresh air!
**ppppbbbtthhhtth* What did we eat yesterday? Ah, yes, onions.
Hey, don’t yell at me! I’m just doing my job! I just wanted to say ….. *pppbbbthtbhth* Damn onions!
No, no, no! I don’t want to be clean! Get your grubby hands away from me! **ppbbbbbtthhpth*** You don’t like this?!? YOU DON’T LIKE IT? I see your foot down there!
**pppbbbthtththth** HA! 10 points for the big toe!
See how you li ….. **pppbbbththth** Fucking onions!
What the hell woman?!? Will you stop eating crap like onions!
No! No, no, no! No more bag! You can’t take my freedom away from me! FREEDOM!!!!
Well, shit. **pppbbbbththpth**