Monthly Archives: May 2013
I just don’t understand gardening.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!
Fear Masticated Mushroom!!! I just can’t understand why my human likes consuming these so much. 😦
I think my human should put a target on the wall for bag changes. It would make the process so much more entertaining!
My human says she is glad she has such understanding friends who will come and rescue her in the restroom at the Mexican restaurant when I misbehave. But I wasn’t misbehaving…I was just having a Mexican Fiesta!
I don’t understand why my human gets grumpy when she has to change clothes. Isn’t variety the spice of life?
My friends are totally awesome (and a bit twisted too – I like it!). I do a lot of fiber arts, especially with wool. So one of my friends got me a stuffed sheep…and sewed a little “pouch” on it’s … Continue reading
My human is currently pissed off at me. I thought I would make her afternoon more exciting by getting to use the electric hand dryer in the public restroom in a new and interesting way. And to let her get … Continue reading
My human just doesn’t appreciate my talents!