Conversation between my human (CC) and her Husband-creature on the drive home:
Husband-creature: I really have to poop!
CC: I’m pooping right now!
Husband-creature: I could poop in the car now, too.
CC: NO! No pooping in my car! Only I’m allowed to poop in my car!
Humans are so weird. I see no problem with pooping in the car.