Tag Archives: food

Holy Bloated Bags, Batman!!!

This morning there was nearly a ‘shit’astrophe. My dear human turned off her 2am alarm in her sleep.  Which she should never, ever do again when she eats Mexican food for a late dinner. Luckily, our subconscious kicked in around … Continue reading

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BEWARE: Spaghetti Squash

So, this has been an “exciting” week for CC and I.  Last week she ate some spaghetti squash.  Apparently, too much spaghetti squash.  Which caused a visit to the ER for pain meds (thank you Mr. Morphine) and a CT … Continue reading

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Peas: The Ostomate’s Bubblewrap

Green Peas are the ostomate’s bubble wrap! It’s totally disgusting but you just cannot help yourself.  You have to pop the peas in the pouch! CC’s husband-creature tells her she is totally weird for doing this (it might also be … Continue reading

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Poppies!

  You don’t really realize how many poppy seeds are actually in those muffins until you have an ostomy. Holy cow!

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Everything’s Coming up…Watermelons

Nothing like a mild panic attack in the restroom to get your heart pumping.  You would think that CC would remember when she eats brightly or oddly colored things.  But alas, no. The conversation my human had with me on … Continue reading

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CCFA Gala

CC, her husband-creature, and I all went to the CCFA Gourmet Gala last night which was fun.  Got to eat good food and help the CCFA raise more money for research and support for patients and their families. It was … Continue reading

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Masticated Mushroom Strikes Again!

BuahHaHaHaHa!

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The Evil Posse

  Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid!

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Masticated Mushroom

Fear Masticated Mushroom!!! I just can’t understand why my human likes consuming these so much.  😦

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Thanks for all the memories

This is the conversation between my human, CC and her husband-creature after I had quite loudly commented about the lunch she ate. Husband-creature:  Was that…you??? CC: Um…yes. Husband-creature:  I haven’t heard a sound like that since my grandmother took out … Continue reading

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