Tag Archives: gas

Holy Bloated Bags, Batman!!!

This morning there was nearly a ‘shit’astrophe. My dear human turned off her 2am alarm in her sleep.  Which she should never, ever do again when she eats Mexican food for a late dinner. Luckily, our subconscious kicked in around … Continue reading

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Tickle Bubbles

  Hee!  Hee!

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Like a Whale Eating Nachos

  My human just doesn’t appreciate my talents!

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One of the things they forget to tell you at the hospital

  This is not a talent one should pine for.  However, I figure with my ability for directional farting, CC won’t need to carry a can of mace.  Her husband-creature found this out the hard way (by accident, of course).

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Thanks for all the memories

This is the conversation between my human, CC and her husband-creature after I had quite loudly commented about the lunch she ate. Husband-creature:  Was that…you??? CC: Um…yes. Husband-creature:  I haven’t heard a sound like that since my grandmother took out … Continue reading

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Something rotten this way comes…

And we conclude this week of Shakespeare as it began, with a bit of Hamlet!

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Othello

Usually when the room goes completely quiet…

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Mr. Stoma Tries to Fly Away

In my attempt to free myself again I came up with an excellent plan to escape. I recently watched the Wizard of Oz and discovered I could simply inflate my bag and I could fly off to see new and … Continue reading

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A Little Bit of Donald

Sometimes I enjoy doing Donald Duck impersonations. Normally during a lull in the human’s conversation.  I find that endears me to them.  🙂

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