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This morning there was nearly a ‘shit’astrophe. My dear human turned off her 2am alarm in her sleep. Which she should never, ever do again when she eats Mexican food for a late dinner. Luckily, our subconscious kicked in around … Continue reading
My human just doesn’t appreciate my talents!
This is not a talent one should pine for. However, I figure with my ability for directional farting, CC won’t need to carry a can of mace. Her husband-creature found this out the hard way (by accident, of course).
This is the conversation between my human, CC and her husband-creature after I had quite loudly commented about the lunch she ate. Husband-creature: Was that…you??? CC: Um…yes. Husband-creature: I haven’t heard a sound like that since my grandmother took out … Continue reading
And we conclude this week of Shakespeare as it began, with a bit of Hamlet!
Usually when the room goes completely quiet…
In my attempt to free myself again I came up with an excellent plan to escape. I recently watched the Wizard of Oz and discovered I could simply inflate my bag and I could fly off to see new and … Continue reading
Sometimes I enjoy doing Donald Duck impersonations. Normally during a lull in the human’s conversation. I find that endears me to them. 🙂