Tag Archives: humor

It’s Been A While!

Oh, where to begin… 2016 was…problematic. It started off with more blockages.  Boo!  But this time it wasn’t related to hernias.  Turns out I had developed antibodies to Humira and my Crohn’s was kicking my ass and had narrowed a … Continue reading

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Holy Bloated Bags, Batman!!!

This morning there was nearly a ‘shit’astrophe. My dear human turned off her 2am alarm in her sleep.  Which she should never, ever do again when she eats Mexican food for a late dinner. Luckily, our subconscious kicked in around … Continue reading

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Peas: The Ostomate’s Bubblewrap

Green Peas are the ostomate’s bubble wrap! It’s totally disgusting but you just cannot help yourself.  You have to pop the peas in the pouch! CC’s husband-creature tells her she is totally weird for doing this (it might also be … Continue reading

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All Colons go to Heaven

Two years ago Friday, my friend Colon went to heaven.  Today we remove our hats to remember this large intestine.  RIP Colon.

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Mr. Stoma Universe

So, my human has been telling me that we need to start working out and getting in better shape. So, I told her that I thought I looked like this: But, she assured me that this was NOT the current look. … Continue reading

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Remicade Nap Time!

One of the benefits of Remicade infusions is getting to take a nap in the middle of the day. Because naps are AWESOME!

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Fix-A-Flat

  Happy New Year! Today we got to experience something new.  A leak!  OK, well, a leak isn’t new but this particular one is.  There is apparently a pin-prick sized hole in the shiny new bag I got this morning. … Continue reading

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Poppies!

  You don’t really realize how many poppy seeds are actually in those muffins until you have an ostomy. Holy cow!

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Everything’s Coming up…Watermelons

Nothing like a mild panic attack in the restroom to get your heart pumping.  You would think that CC would remember when she eats brightly or oddly colored things.  But alas, no. The conversation my human had with me on … Continue reading

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Aaaachooo!

  My human has (thankfully) taken some anti-histamine this morning.  We also learned this morning that apparently folks with Crohn’s Disease have an increase in environmental allergies (at least according to an article in The Journal of Allergy and Clinical … Continue reading

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